Will I make it?

Bears game in ten minutes. Sports bar 15 minutes away. This is crunch time.

Christmas Fun, SHOOT THE PURPLE PEOPLE

Sacramento, California, Christmas Day

Well, I woke up at 4:15 in the morning to someone, who will remain nameless, saying (and I quote), "This is going to be a horrible day!" followed by a 4 year old asking "why is this day going to be horrible?"

That was the beginning of Chistmas.................. and no I am not making up.

Next gifts were exchanged without incident. That was a good thing.

After gifts, we started to play with all the toys Hunter received, including a shooting game called Toy Story 3 Space Shooter Target Game. My son started to play this game when, Jill (my sister in law) states, "shoot the purple people, they are bad - The white people are good." Now right off the bat without dissecting this statement, what do you think? Now think about the same words coming out of a 4 year old....priceless.

Beer......

Well, it has been over two months since I last posted. That is not to say that I haven't had anything to say, just that I was to lazy to log into my blog and post. So I return to talk about something I love, and no it is not my wife...it's my other love - beer.

Goose Island came out with a rare installment of their coveted Bourbon County line. I was visiting my local liquor store (Lincolnwood Wine and Spirits) when I asked my friendly beer guy if he had anything special. After some thought he said.....why you might like Bourbon County Stout Rare. Sure let me have a look-see.

This beer has been aged in 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle casks for 2 years. At 13% this is a serious beer. But do I drink it now, or let it age. That is the question.

You Necked Man....

How do your old balls feel after this?

My Hiatus is Over

Well after 2 months of not posting, I will finally humor the two people who read my blog by reliving these last 2 months in one post. Let us see. I was riding a bus that drove through a train gate, had a bachelor party that I survived...barely, tried to drink beer - but there was too much head (did I really say too much head?), got married, saw "the shocker" bumper sticker, walked into a bar that had block letters spelling out "BEARS SUCK", walked out of a bar that had block letters spelling out "BEARS SUCK", saw a tractor parade, saw a "pumpkin drop" (probably the biggest event that happens in Berlin, Wisconsin all year long), drank hot cocoa on a booze cruise, and I'm spent.

Not in any order:

Porn Happens?

Just when I thought this was the coolest license plate, I was told, to my disappointment, it actually meant 'Poor and Happy' - in a Mercedes none the less. If I was younger and actually figured out what it meant while I was walking by the car, the car might have been keyed. No, it wouldn't have, but I have to admit I was looking for porn stars in the area. But in the end Porn does Happen.

Only in Wisconsin

Only in Wisconsin you will find a Pharmacy and a place you can register for your wedding. Grab me some Cheetos and hey, register us for the double pack of beef jerky.