The following is a conversion my wife and I had on an airplane trip by passing my iPhone back and forth writing notes. I was venting about the children behind me and their 'childish' behavior during a 6am flight.
Me: They open the window shade that is right in my periphery and kick, pinch and grab my seat. I am furious.
Wife: You really seem cranky today. You should smile more and be happy. You are with your family and they love you. Breathe deep.
Me: My toys do not work. I am tired. Tired of stupid people. Tired of the bitch and her kids kicking my fucking chair!!
Wife: I love you.
Me: It took you a long time to write that. I will be fine once we vacate this plane.
Wife: Silly.
Me: I think we should buy an iPad 2.
I love this!
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